A Koala bear decides
he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times
and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear
starts getting dressed.
The hooker says, "wheres my money?"
The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her
money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks
up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear.
It says "gets paid for sex."
The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to
the hooker.
It says, "Eats bush and leaves!"

The Lone Ranger
and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto
jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone
was coming.
After a few seconds he rose and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed "Damn you Indians are smart, how the
hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?"
Tonto replied, "Face sticky."