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3 Eggs And A Little Cash!
A women on her
deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open
the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found
in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked,
"But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."
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