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Died And Went To Heaven
A dumb Blonde died
and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said,
"Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said, but St. Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said St. Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" asked St. Peter.
Then she started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
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Defending Her Honor
One evening a husband
comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks,
"What happened to you?"
"I got into a fight with the apartment manager."
"Whatever for?"
"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"
The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor."
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