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Biting Back
One morning while
making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says,
"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied
with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You
know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the
penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we
could get rid of your brother.
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3 Eggs And A Little Cash!
A women on her
deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open
the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found
in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked,
"But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."
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