Q: What are three
words you dread the most while making love?

A farmer and his
brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of
horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say
anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an
awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."