One day, back in
the olden days, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon
an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that stuck straight
up in the air.
The cowboy asked the Indian what he was doing.
The Indian replied, "Me tell-um time." This made sense to the cowboy, he was using
his penis as a sundial.
A few days later, after completing his trading, the cowboy came across the same
Indian. This time the Indian was laying on his back vigorously masturbating.
The cowboy asked what he was doing this time.
The Indian said, "Me wind-um watch."

Two deaf people
got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to
communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see
each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides
to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze
my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze
my left breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea,
now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time."
"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times."