One evening a husband
comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks,
"What happened to you?"
"I got into a fight with the apartment manager."
"Whatever for?"
"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"
The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor."

Three friends decided
to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You
can pay by the inch."
When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"
"$75 dollars," said the first.
The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85. The first two were proud
of their prowess.
The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first
two.
" $20 dollars" replies the third.
The first two start laughing hysterically.
"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead
of on the way in!"