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Want A Scoop Honey?
A Husband comes
home with a half gallon of Ice Cream. He asked his wife if she wants some.
"How hard is it?" she asked.
"About as hard as my dick," he replies.
To which the woman replied, "OK, then pour me some!"
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The Smartest Man In The World
There were 3 people
in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA,
and a little girl. There were only two parachutes.
The smartest man in the world stood up and said, "The people who would benefit
the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest
man am one of those."
With that he grabbed one and jumped out.
The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long life, you
take the last parachute."
And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest
man in the world just jumped out with my backpack."
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