One evening a husband
comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks,
"What happened to you?"
"I got into a fight with the apartment manager."
"Whatever for?"
"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"
The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor."

A Koala bear decides
he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times
and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear
starts getting dressed.
The hooker says, "wheres my money?"
The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her
money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks
up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear.
It says "gets paid for sex."
The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to
the hooker.
It says, "Eats bush and leaves!"