Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

A young man goes
into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs
of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.
I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner
with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get
lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better
give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents.
He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but
continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You
never told me that you were such a religious person."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is
a pharmacist."