 |
The Bridge Players
Shortly after being
assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were invited to the Colonel's
home for an evening of bridge. The Lieutenant was partnered with the Colonel's
wife and vice versa.
After many hands, the Lieutenant excused himself to use the toilet, but accidentally
left the door ajar. When the sound of splashing echoed through the family room,
his wife was greatly embarrassed and attempted to apologize.
The Colonel's wife smiled demurely, "Don't worry about it; this is the first time
all evening that I've been able to tell what he has in his hand."
|
|
Vengence Is Mine!
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."
|
