A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.
She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?"
The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers not me."

Sue and Jane are
shopping together at the supermarket. When they get to the vegetables, Sue hefts
a good sized potato in each hand and says, "You know, Jane, these remind me of
John's balls."
Jane, impressed says, "Hmm, that big, huh?"
"No", Sue answers. "That dirty."