 |
Looking For Work
A blonde who's
down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd
jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the house, rings
the bell and the owner comes to the door.
He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her situation,
that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd jobs that she
could do. The man thinks about it for a second and then remembers that he has
been wanting his porch painted. He asks the blonde if she paints?
The blonde says, "Sure anything."
"Well, I've been wanting my porch painted, how much would you charge?" the man
replies.
"I don't know, say $50 bucks."
"Sounds good. Go ahead and get started." He closes the door and walks back inside.
His wife asks him, "Who was at the door?" He tells her of the blonde and her situation
and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch for $50 bucks.
The astonished wife says, "$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full length of our
house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You really should pay
her more."
"But that's all she said she wanted, and anyway she's a dumb blonde!"
10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and the
blone stands there and says, "All done."
With a surprised look on his face, "I can't believe it, you're already done painting
the entire porch."
"Yes, and by the way it's not a porch it's a Ferrari."
|
|
Honeymooners In The Log Cabin
A newlywed couple
were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains.
They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly
couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these
newlyweds.
The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door
of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they
were OK.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love".
The old man replied, "I thought so...would you mind not throwing the peelings
out the window...they're choking my ducks!"
|
