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Holiday Dinner
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.
She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
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Died And Went To Heaven
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test." "Oh, No!" she said, but St. Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy. "Who was God's son?" said St. Peter. The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!" "That's interesting... What made you say that?" asked St. Peter. Then she started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
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