A couple went on
vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to
read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up really early
that morning and took a nap. While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat
out.
She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out and anchored the boat, and
started reading her book. Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside
the woman's boat and asks her what she's doing?
She says, "Reading my book." The Game Warden tells her she is in a restricted
fishing area and she explains that she's not fishing. To which he replied, "But
you have all this equipment. I will have to take you in and write you up!"
Angry that the warden was being so unreasonable, the lady told the warden, "If
you do that, I will charge you with rape."
The warden, shocked by her statement, replied, "But I didn't even touch you."
To which the lady replied, "Yeah, but you have all the equipment!"

Becky was on her
deathbed with her husband, John, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he
held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto
her face, and roused her from her slumber.
She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling John," she
whispered.
"Hush, my love," he said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."
But she was insistent. "John," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I
have something I must confess to you."
"There's nothing to confess" replied the weeping John. "It's all right. everything's
all right, go to sleep now."
"No, no. I must die in peace, John. I slept with your brother, your best friend
and your father."
John mustered a pained smile and stroked her hand. "Hush now Becky, don't torment
yourself. I know all about it." he said, "Why do you think I poisoned you?"