On a transatlantic
flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things
go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane.
"I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last
minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one
has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on
this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they
all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman,"
he says.
He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes,
he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He
removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends
the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."

An old couple go
to a doctor and ask him to watch them have sex and tell if he see's them doing
anything wrong. So they have sex.
While they are getting dressed the doctor said, "Well I don't see anything wrong!"
A week later they come again and ask the doctor to watch to see if they are doing
anything wrong.
They have sex and the doctor says, "Well again I don't see anything wrong."
This goes on for weeks. Then the doctor asks why they keep coming.
The guy said: "If we go to her house her husband will catch us. If we go to my
house my wife will catch us. A hotel costs fifty bucks. Here it's thirty-five
dollars and medicare pays half!"