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Bus Driver's Parents
A boy walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy boy, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."
The boy goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the boy, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"
The boy smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"
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Breaking In The Mercedes
Two dumb blondes
were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat
hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.
The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her
friend said anxiously,
"Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
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