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Comparisons At The Supermarket
Sue and Jane are
shopping together at the supermarket. When they get to the vegetables, Sue hefts
a good sized potato in each hand and says, "You know, Jane, these remind me of
John's balls."
Jane, impressed says, "Hmm, that big, huh?"
"No", Sue answers. "That dirty."
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At The Anatomy Class
A woman enroled
in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary
muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman
if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the boys..."
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