A businessman returns
from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his penis.
He sees several doctors. They all say: "You've been screwing around in the
Far East, very common there, no cure. We'll have to cut it off."
The man panics, but figures if it is common in the East they must know how to
cure it. So he goes back and sees a doctor in Thailand.
The doctor examines him and says, "You've been fooling around in my country. This
is a very common problem here. Did you see any other doctors?"
The man replies, "Yes a few in the USA."
The doctor says, "I bet they told you it had to be cut off."
The man answers, "Yes!"
The doctor smiles, nods, "That is not correct. It will fall off by itself."

Two carrots were
walking down the road one day when all of a sudden a car drove by and hit one
of them. The other carrot took the injured carrot to the hospital.
After examining him the doctor came into the waiting room and said, "I have good
news and bad news. The good news is your friend will live. The bad news is he'll
be a vegetable the rest of his life."