10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

A newlywed couple
were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains.
They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly
couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these
newlyweds.
The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door
of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they
were OK.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love".
The old man replied, "I thought so...would you mind not throwing the peelings
out the window...they're choking my ducks!"