A woman calls her
husband into the bedroom. "Now Mike, I want you to take off my blouse!"
"Good.."
"Now I also want you to take off my Bra."
"Good..."
"Now can you take off my panties."
"Very Good! Now, don't let me catch you wearing them again!"

A man was invited
for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded
his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc.,
etc.
His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years
you've been married to keep saying those little pet names."
The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."