A man is dating
three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test.
He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the
money.
The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair
done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for
the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because
she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf
clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents
these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she
loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000.
She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She
tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,
and then he married the one with the largest breasts.

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

"An ambulance just drove by."

A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are making whoopie."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their boy is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.