Why are married
women heavier than single women?

A man was invited
for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded
his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc.,
etc.
His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years
you've been married to keep saying those little pet names."
The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."