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Who's This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
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Sign Language
Two deaf people
got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to
communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see
each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides
to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze
my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze
my left breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea,
now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time."
"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times."
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