On their first
night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes
out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband
says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh,"
he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled,
she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe?
We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a
picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?" She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."

A man enters a
barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems
he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby
drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest
shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow
it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else
does."