A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."

The Lone Ranger
and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto
jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone
was coming.
After a few seconds he rose and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed "Damn you Indians are smart, how the
hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?"
Tonto replied, "Face sticky."