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Go forth and multiply
A young woman married
and had 13 boys. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more boys.
Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more boys.
Alas, she finally croaked.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him
for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his final eulogy, he noted, "Thank you Lord, they're finally together."
Leaning over to his neighbour, one mourner asked... "Do you think he means her
first, second or third husband?"
The other mourner then replied... "I think he means her legs."
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Sex In Old Age
This 65 year old
woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband
walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her awhile then says, "You look
ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?"
She says, "I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an
eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again.
He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?"
She says, "Well, your name never came up."
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