A boy walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy boy, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The boy goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the boy, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The boy smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

A young boy goes
to the zoo with his father. As they are passing the elephant exhibit the youngster
looks over at the elephant.
After a few seconds he turns to his Dad and asks "Dad, what's that hanging
down from the elephant?"
His father replies "That's his trunk son."
"No, no, Dad," says the boy, "at the back."
"Oh, that's his tail" replies his father.
"No, Dad," the boy says, "Between his legs."
The father looks over and replies "That's his penis, son."
The young lad thinks about the answer for a minute, and then says to his father
"Last week Mommy told me that was nothing."
"Well son," replies his father, "You have to remember that your
mother is a very spoiled woman."