10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

A little girl runs
out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's
sex?"
Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells
her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell
her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the
hell, and goes on to tell her the works.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished,
his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge.
Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?"
"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."