A man is walking
down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork
and out pops a genie.
The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant
you three wishes."
The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want.
First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears
in his hand.
He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right
next to him.
He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates

A businessman returns
from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his penis.
He sees several doctors. They all say: "You've been screwing around in the
Far East, very common there, no cure. We'll have to cut it off."
The man panics, but figures if it is common in the East they must know how to
cure it. So he goes back and sees a doctor in Thailand.
The doctor examines him and says, "You've been fooling around in my country. This
is a very common problem here. Did you see any other doctors?"
The man replies, "Yes a few in the USA."
The doctor says, "I bet they told you it had to be cut off."
The man answers, "Yes!"
The doctor smiles, nods, "That is not correct. It will fall off by itself."