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Communication Breakdown
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"
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Trendy Dad
A father was very
anxious to marry off his daughter so he wanted tried impress her first date. "Do
you like to screw?" he asks.
"Huh?!" replied the surprised young man.
"My daughter, she loves to screw and she's very good at it. You and she should
go screw." carefully explained the father.
Now very interested, the boy replied, "Yes, sir!" Minutes later the girl came
down the stairs, kissed her father goodbye and the couple left.
After only a few minutes she reappeared, furious, dress torn, hair a mess and
screamed, "Dammit, Daddy, get it right, it's the TWIST!"
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