Dr. Leroy, the
head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital, is examining patients to see if
they're cured and ready to re-enter society.
"So, Mr. Clark," the doctor says to one of his patients, "I see by your chart
that you've been recommended for dismissal. Do you have any idea what you might
do once you're released?"
The patient thinks for a moment, then replies, "Well, I went to school for mechanical
engineering. That's still a good field, good money there. But on the other hand,
I thought I might write a book about my experience here in the hospital, what
it's like to be a patient here. People might be interested in reading a book like
that. In addition, I thought I might go back to college and study art history,
which I've grown interested in lately."
Dr. Leroy nods and says, "Yes, those all sound like intriguing possibilities."
The patient replies, "And the best part is, in my spare time, I can go on being
a teapot."

There were 3 people
in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA,
and a little girl. There were only two parachutes.
The smartest man in the world stood up and said, "The people who would benefit
the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest
man am one of those."
With that he grabbed one and jumped out.
The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long life, you
take the last parachute."
And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest
man in the world just jumped out with my backpack."