10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper"

9. "Here's the beef!"

8. "Get a piece of the rock"

7. "You've come a long way, baby"

6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em"

5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"

4. "Tastes great, more filling"

3. "Viagra, built ram tough"

2. "Just do her"

And the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:

1. "This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. "Any questions?"

A man was walking
in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more
step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a
big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice
shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you
and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening
around the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"