Every day a 4th
grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he he
stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football?
Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!"
The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter.
She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is riding home
on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah".
The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys
bike, and girls can't have them!"
Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boys bike. Now
he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts, and says
"You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!"
The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well, what do you
have to say NOW?"
So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says "My mother told
me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"

Three friends decided
to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You
can pay by the inch."
When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"
"$75 dollars," said the first.
The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85. The first two were proud
of their prowess.
The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first
two.
" $20 dollars" replies the third.
The first two start laughing hysterically.
"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead
of on the way in!"