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The Knowledgeable Patient
A beautiful, voluptuous
woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all
his professionalism goes out the window.
Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke
her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you
know what I'm doing now?" he asks.
"Yes," the woman says, "you're checking for any lumps of breast cancer."
"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse
with the woman.
He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."
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An Excellent Costume Party Idea
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
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