Eight-year-old
Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's
and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:
"Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school.
I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."
Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:
"Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it
out on her mother."

A Policeman pulls
a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what
and where her driver's license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver's
license, he asks for registration.
Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, "It's that little piece
of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment."
"Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove
compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his cock out.
Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A
look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breathalizer
test!"