A husband, so proud
of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 boys, begins to call her "mother
of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.
A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description.
"Mother of six," he would say, "Get me a beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for
dinner tonight?" This type of situation persisted to a boiling point.
Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yelled out, "Hey
mother of six, I think it's time to go!"
The wife seized the moment and shouted back, "I'll be right with you -- father
of four!"

One day God came
to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God
said.
Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news
first."
Smiling, God explained, "I've created two new organs for you. One is called a
brain. This organ will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and
carry on productive conversations with Eve. The other organ is called a penis.
It will allow you to reproduce your intelligent life form and begin populating
the planet. Eve will be very pleased that you are now equipped with this organ
as she will be able to conceive boys."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great and wonderful gifts you have given
me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
God then looked upon Adam, and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is I only
gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."