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In Need Of A Little Light
A man and a woman
started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes of this,
the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."
The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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Comparisons At The Supermarket
Sue and Jane are
shopping together at the supermarket. When they get to the vegetables, Sue hefts
a good sized potato in each hand and says, "You know, Jane, these remind me of
John's balls."
Jane, impressed says, "Hmm, that big, huh?"
"No", Sue answers. "That dirty."
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