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A Slightly Confused Teenager
A teenager comes
home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies
come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?"
"Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and
she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," responded the teenager "won't it knock my teeth
out?"
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Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.
The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke."
The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps."
The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell us about your husband."
She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler."
"How so?"
"He's got his time down to under 40 seconds."
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