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The Business Trip
A businessman returns
from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his penis.
He sees several doctors. They all say: "You've been screwing around in the
Far East, very common there, no cure. We'll have to cut it off."
The man panics, but figures if it is common in the East they must know how to
cure it. So he goes back and sees a doctor in Thailand.
The doctor examines him and says, "You've been fooling around in my country. This
is a very common problem here. Did you see any other doctors?"
The man replies, "Yes a few in the USA."
The doctor says, "I bet they told you it had to be cut off."
The man answers, "Yes!"
The doctor smiles, nods, "That is not correct. It will fall off by itself."
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Top 10 slogans for viagra
10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper"
9. "Here's the beef!"
8. "Get a piece of the rock"
7. "You've come a long way, baby"
6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em"
5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"
4. "Tastes great, more filling"
3. "Viagra, built ram tough"
2. "Just do her"
And the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:
1. "This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. "Any questions?"
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