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Cold Hands...
Two young lovers
go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the
guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are
freezing!"
She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again,
"Man! my hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does,
and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through
the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really
freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"
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Doggy Style Variations
Two buddies were
sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it
doggie style?" asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect
of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
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