A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

Back in the old
Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were
enjoying a strong drink in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with
an Indian's head under his arm.
The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Indians, last week they burnt my
barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my boys."
He then says, "If any man brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give him one thousand
dollars." The two blondes looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go
hunting for an Indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they
saw one; Jeff threw a rock which hit the Indian right on the head. The Indian
fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine.
The two blondes made their way down the ravine where Dave pulled out a knife to
claim their trophy.
Suddenly, Jeff said, "Dave, take a look at this."
Dave replied, "Not now, I'm busy."
Jeff tugged him on the shoulder and says, "I really think you should look at this."
Dave said, "Look, you can see I'm busy. There's a thousand dollars in my hand."
But Jeff was adamant. "Please, Dave, take a look at this."
So Dave looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand
red Indians. Dave just shook his head and said, "Oh my God, we're going to be
millionaires!"