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Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.
She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees.
The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree."
The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants.
After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened.
Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."
The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again.
He told her to climb again and she did.
when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."
The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!"
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Keeping Fit
An overweight blonde
went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles
a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty
pounds.
The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased
to find that she had indeed lost the whole twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor
and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.
At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:
"How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"
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