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3 Eggs And A Little Cash!
A women on her
deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open
the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found
in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked,
"But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."
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Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
There were a couple
of old guys talking at the bar. One of the men had been married for 66 years.
"Amazing. 66 years!" said his friend. "What's the secret to such a long, happy
marriage?"
"Well," he replied, "It's like this. The man makes all the big decisions... and
the woman just makes the little decisions."
"Really?" his friend responded. "Does that really work?"
"Oh, yes," he said proudly.
"66 years, and so far, not one big decision!"
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