A guy walks into
a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I
am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."

1. Between the
ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.