A woman enroled
in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary
muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman
if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the boys..."

A man stopped at
his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man
next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with
the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket.
This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He
leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little
ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink
your shot & beer?"
The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts looking
good, I'm heading home!"