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Convict On The Loose
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"
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Bob, The Atheletic Sperm
Once there was
a sperm named Bob. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Bob was
doing sprints and lifting weights all the other sperms asked him one day, "Why
don't you just swim around like us?"
Bob replied, with a smirk, "well, when the time comes, I'm gonna be the first
one there".
The others told him it was just destiny, but he said it wasn't. So, the day finally
came when they were called upon. They were swimming along when Bob pulled ahead
of the rest. Suddenly he stopped and turned around and headed back.
The others asked him why he turned around and he said, "back up boys it's a BLOW
JOB!"
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