A Policeman pulls
a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what
and where her driver's license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver's
license, he asks for registration.
Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, "It's that little piece
of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment."
"Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove
compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his cock out.
Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A
look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breathalizer
test!"

A man is walking
down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork
and out pops a genie.
The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant
you three wishes."
The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want.
First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears
in his hand.
He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right
next to him.
He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates