Two dumb blondes
were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first dumb blond said "These look like deer tracks,"
and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train
hit them.

Two young lovers
go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the
guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are
freezing!"
She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again,
"Man! my hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does,
and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through
the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really
freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"