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Overly Suspicious Women
Sometimes women
are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a
few nights, Eve became upset.
"You're running around with other women," she charged.
"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking
him in the chest. It was Eve.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs!"
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Picking Fruit
Two guys sneak
into a farmer's fruit garden and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them
and comes out with a shotgun. "Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of
which ever fruit you want," said the farmer.
The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer.
The farmer says,"now shove em' all up your ass."
The guy gets all 100 up his ass. He feels really bad, but then e starts to laugh.
"Why you laughing?" asked the farmer.
To which the man replied, "My friend is out picking watermelons!"
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